JUNK DATA, JUNK RESULTS: AN ABYSMAL APPRAISAL

Let me tell you, this thingamajig is a total disaster. It's like the developers took all the worst ideas they could find and stuffed them into one clunky contraption. I mean, seriously, the instructions are about as understandable as a foreign language. You'd think with all the promotion surrounding this gadget, it would actually work. But nope, i